Harbourlio Card Room18+
Tea and bites

A counter, not a kitchen

The counter along the shed wall pours tea, coffee and lemonade only; there is no menu and nothing comes out of a kitchen here.

At the counter

Nothing cooked back there

Cards fanned across the table, a queen and a joker among them

Whoever is sitting out a hand takes a turn at the counter — tea, coffee, lemonade and a jug of water for anyone who wants one.

There has never been a stove or an order pad in this building; nothing goes out on a plate here and nothing ever will.

It runs on the same clock as the tables and stops pouring once the last hand of the night ends.

Poured

Tea, coffee, lemonade, water

Never poured or plated

Anything that counts as a meal

Stops

Around half past midnight, give or take

At the counter

Two rules for the counter

Tea, coffee, lemonade and water — nothing else has ever come out of that counter.

No running tab, no card behind the counter, no bill at the end of the night.

Ask for anything resembling a meal and the honest answer is a friendly no.

It closes the moment the last table breaks up, not a minute before or after.